FDA Hates This Tee | Gym Supplement Humor

$24.99
FDA, look away. This one's not for you.

For everyone who's ever Googled "is this supplement legal" at 2am. If your pre-workout needs a warning label and your stack has its own spreadsheet, this is your shirt. Heavyweight washed cotton with that vintage broken-in feel from day one. Bold enough for the gym, subtle enough for the grocery store (where you're buying chicken breast, obviously).

Why you'll live in this tee:

  • Heavyweight 7.4 oz cotton, snow-washed vintage finish
  • Oversized, unisex fit with drop shoulders
  • Soft, structured, breathable all day
  • Not FDA approved. That's the point.

$24.99 | Ships free over $75

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Don't bleach. Don't iron on the print.

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